A Boy's Confession:

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

Yes, Father, it is.

And who was the girl you were with?

I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capelli?

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend, Nino, slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

4 months vacation and five good leads.